It's a joke guys (2)
"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."
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A man and his wife are watching a championship boxing match on TV. Early in the second round, one of the fighters went down for the count. The husband sighed and spoke, "I'm so disappointed. It was all over in four minutes!"
His wife replied, "Good! Now you know how I feel... "
Creativity in Business
Creativity is important to building a successful business, whether offline or online. It is the new ideas that allow you to create products and services that are different from your competitors.
What do you mean by creativity? It means creating something completely new, or making connections where none existed before.For example, Steve Jobs and Steve Woznak invented Apple computer in 1976, also
It's a joke guys (1)
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly... make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
Oil hovers above $82 as month-long rally stalls
Oil prices hovered above $82 a barrel Friday in Asia as investors mulled whether extending a monthlong rally is justified amid evidence of weak U.S. crude demand.Benchmark crude for April delivery was up 8 cents to $82.19 a barrel at midday Singapore time in electronic trading on the New York Mercantile Exchange. The contract rose 2 cents to settle at $82.11 on Thursday.
Crude has jumped 18 percent from $69.59 a barrel on Feb. 5 as economic data pointed to slow but steady U.S. economic growth. However, high crude inventories belie a rosy economic outlook, and suggest consumer spending remains sluggish.
"We are still having much difficulty in constructing a bullish fundamental case," Ritterbusch and Associates said in a report. "We expect the crude stock build to continue well into the spring period."
In other Nymex trading in April contracts, heating oil fell 1.04 cents to $2.1058 a gallon, and gasoline dropped 1.29 cents to $2.2722 a gallon. Natural gas declined 2.7 cents to $4.532 per 1,000 cubic feet.
In London, Brent crude was up 11 cents at $80.39 on the ICE futures exchange.
source:The Associated Press,thejakartapost.
BNI targeting 150 Financing Procurement Railway carriage
PT Bank Negara Indonesia Tbk targeting procurement project financing and construction of 150 railway carriage owned by PT Kereta Api. Previously, BNI had withdrawn the loan to PT KA for working capital needs Rp300 billion.Was determined Head of Corporate Banking BNI Rosa Delima Dwi Mutiari in conversation with Media Indonesia, last weekend. According to him, this time, PT KA require financing for the procurement of 150 rail cars in need financing almost Rp5 trillion. In addition, the construction of railroads to the airport that some funds are expected to come from banks.
The amount of these funds needs to establish a bank syndicate. Currently, BNI has established the possibility of syndicated financing PT KA those with PT Bank Rakyat Indonesia Tbk. This is part of the expected synergies SOE SOE Ministry to support the development of SOEs. Currently, the three parties was to test the feasibility (feasibility study).
Rosa reminded, especially condition of rail cars in the outside lane of Java is needed rejuvenation. In fact, transportation train there was already one of the main transport. Not only transport passengers but also the transport of goods. With this potential, the bank is very interested in providing financing to remember the great potential he gets.
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Coal Methane Gas Production in Sangatta I
Based on World Bank data, the potential concentration of Coal Methane Gas is the largest in Borneo and Sumatra. In East Kalimantan, among others, scattered in Berau containing approximately 8.4 TCS, Pasir / Asem 3 TCS, TCS Tarakan 17.5, and 80.4 Kutai TCS. Barito regency, Central Kalimantan, has a 101.6 TCS, TCS 52.5 Central Sumatra, South Sumatra 183 TCS, and TCS 3.6 Bengkulu, Jatibarang (West Java) 0.8 TCS, and TCS Sulawesi 2.Coal Methane Gas Production in Sangatta I
The results of drilling the first wells in the block of coal methane gas (coal bed methane / CBM) Sangatta I, East Kalimantan, reaching 12 m3/ton or 424 SCF / ton per day and planned to start production in early 2011 to come.
According to the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) Ephindo CBM Holdings Inc (Ephindo) Sammy Hamzah, at 2011 production targets inline with Government targets CBM production early 2011. Total gas that can be produced on the 12 m3/ton or 424 standard cubic feet (standard cubic feet / SCF) per ton.
The results of initial production will be supplied to meet the needs of gas plants. Faster production in accordance with government regulations if the gas should be produced before the development plan (plan of Developmental / PoD) is complete.
Block Sangatta developed by the consortium of PT Pertamina Upstream Energy with Energy Methane A Sangatta West Kalimantan CBM Inc., Ephindo subsidiary, with a commitment value of the first 3-year contract worth U.S. $ 7.7 million. Blok ini memiliki cadangan CBM terbesar yakni 6,49 triliun kubik standard (TCS). This block has the largest CBM reserves of 6.49 trillion standard cubic feet (TCS).
After Sangatta, CBM in Indragiri Hulu with Prima Mineral Samantaka as operator with the South Sumatra basin that have the resources TCS 5.50. Lowest resource block is located in Sekayu, Medco SBM Sekayo as operators with the South Sumatra basin with TCS 1.70.
Reserve Coal Bed Methane (CBM) Indonesia's current 450 that is large enough spread in TCS and 11 basin Greatest potential lies in the Barito area, East Kalimantan, which is approximately 101.6 TCS, followed by approximately 80.4 Kutai TCS.
Seo Advice: Monetizing Your Website With Adsense Is Profitable!
By earning some few dollars per click from displaying Adsense ads on it. Many are now realizing that good money is made from this source of revenue. Try the simple mathematical computation of multiplying those clicks for every page on your website and you get a summation of earnings equivalent to a monthly residual income with that little effort you have made.Google Adsense is a fast and easy way for website publishers of all sizes to display relevant and text-based Google ads on their websites content pages and earn money in the process. The ads displayed are related to what your users are looking for on your site. This is the main reason why you both can monetize and enhance your content pages using Adsense.
How much you will be earning will depend on how much the advertisers are willing to pay. It will depend also on the keywords required. If the keywords the advertiser have chosen are in high demand, you could receive more dollars per click. On the other hand, low demand keywords will earn you just a few cents per click.
How can you start making profits out of your website using Adsense?
1. Sign up for an Adsense account. It will only take a few minutes of your time.
2. When the site is accepted, you will be receiving a clip code to include in your web pages. You can insert this code on as many pages or web sites that you want. The AdWords will start appearing immediately after.
3. You will be earning a few cents or some dollars per click when someone starts clicking on the AdWords displayed on any of your web pages. Trying to earn false revenues by repetitively clicking on your own ads is a no-no. This will result in a penalty or the possibility of your site being eliminated. The money you have already earned may be lost because of this.
4. View your statistics. Adsense earnings can be checked anytime by logging into your web site account.
Once you got your account working, you may still want to pattern them to the many sites that are earning more money than you are. It is important to note that there are factors affecting how your website will perform and the amount of money it will give you.
It is a common practice that when a site earning money, the tendency is for the owner to want to make more out of what they are getting already. It usually takes some time combined with trial and error to attain what you want for your Adsense contents.
Time and some important factors that you can practice and use.
How do you increase your Adsense earnings?
1. Choose one topic per page. It is best to write a content for your page with just a few targeted phrases. The search engine will then serve ads that are more relevant which will then result in higher clickthoughs.
2. Using white space around your ad. This can make your ad stand out from the rest of your page so visitors can spot them easily. There are also other choices of colors you can use, provided by search engines, which can harmonize the color of your ad with the web page color.
3. Test your ad placement. It is recommended to use the vertical format that runs down the side of the web page to get more positive results. You can also try both horizontal and vertical formats for a certain period of time to see which one will give you better results.
4. More content-based pages. Widen the theme of your website by creating pages that focus more on your keyword phrases. This will optimize the pages for the search engines. It can not only attract traffic but also make them more relevant for the AdWords to be displayed. Black Hat Seo
5. Site Build It. This is the perfect tool to be used for creating lots of Adsense revenues. Site Build It has all the tools necessary to quickly achieve a keyword-rich site that can rank high in the search engines. This will also produce a flow of traffic to your site of highly targeted visitors.
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A poem from husband to wife
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
Removing the financial problem
Who is someone in the world who want to get into the financial mess. Surely we'll get a nobodys. You can overcome the above problems there are the following steps to free themselves from the tangle of financial problems are overwhelming.Defining vision
Financial management is needed to save time, energy, and ensure the emotional and spiritual health are needed to reinforce the vision of what you want in life.
Each person would want a free life and quiet so you do not need to lie to yourself about how much money you have or even if you do not have it at all.
Begin to remove themselves from the financial turmoil by asking fundamental questions about what vision you have of life. After that, learn about:
1. What is your vision that you have realistic.
2. Like what is there versus the reality of your vision? Where's the discrepancy between the life you have now with the life you want?
3. Do the things you consumption (or the things you want and should have) brought you closer or even away from the life you want?
Knowing limits
Various credit card companies offer you a credit card to shop without limits, creating the illusion that you can buy anything using the plastic money ever.
You could have chosen to ignore the limit of credit card and shopping at will. However, every month you will find it difficult to pay off the accumulated debt. The most sensible option is to begin to set boundaries for ourselves in using credit cards.
Shopping habits
Learn your shopping habits to find out where the money to you for this. You may find that you've spent a lot of money to eat at restaurants, buying new clothes, or go on vacation to a luxury resort.
If you have successfully mapped shopping habits, you'll know what habits must be changed to save money pouch and avoid financial turmoil.
Needs vs. luxury
When people hold money, he would easily assume the luxury as essential and do everything they can to maintain his lifestyle. If you are married, sit down and talk with partners to determine what is truly important and what is not.
Be wise in making decisions that will affect your family's future. Once you successfully manage your finances well and out of the financial turmoil, the focus will change lives. Goods lost its importance and you soon get used to reduce unnecessary consumption.
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