It's a joke guys (3)

Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,

Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!

That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy.

Come in to the living room and tell me about it.

Well, began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."

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Lady Gaga : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady Gaga : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No miss, I'm afraid it's too heavy.